In every corner of this baffling world, there is a mystery waiting to be solved. Could the value of pi be different in another universe, and if so, what would that look like? How can we add two numbers larger than the number of atoms that ever existed and be sure we got the right answer? Who decided that state-of-the-art LLMs should always punctuate their responses with a pun and an emoji? Does getting hit by a car preclude me from writing a guide to jaywalking? Why was the man at the bodega today in such a rush for a sandwich that he couldn't wait two minutes for the deli guy to come back?

The list goes on. But rest assured– someone is on the case.